Went swimming in the ocean with a bunch of friends after the bars last night. The guys were walking home in their boxers, and the girls in jeans and bras.
A cop stopped us and wanted to write us tickets. Regardless of how much I had to drink, I convinced the cop that everything we were wearing was more concealing than the bikinis the 16 year old girls and the cougars are wearing these days.
California is broke and looking for any reason to write people tickets.
No Bus and Jor, you can't have pics.
Stinky, PM me
