This remind me of the Office season 2 episode 14 The carpet
Famous quote after he found poop under his desk
"
Michael: Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her."
Know my good friend Tony, this was made out of love.
Team sewer