Or maybe it should be Hoop em & Scoop em?
Crab Stuffed Portabellos
Ingredients are approximate unless specified
Makes approx 6 mushrooms
Ingredients:
6 large portabello mushrooms (Costco ones are great for this)
1 cup finely chopped sweet onion (approx)
2 tbsp or so finely chopped chives
Olive oil - for cooking and slight drizzle before cooking
8 oz cream cheese
1 egg
1/2 cup ( or a bit less) bread crumbs - seasoned works better, but panko would be ok as well
1/2 cup shredded cheese (approx) I use parmesan and some mozzarella
about 2 cups crab meat
2 tbsp + 1 tsp seafood seasoning - I use Old Bay low sodium
Optional
Large jalapenos
Small sweet bell peppers
Pear tomatoes
Vinaigrette dressing
Arugula
Directions:
Start with 6 or so coarsely chopped mackerel, tuna bloodlines, or whatever you feel lucky about. Place in a metal cage and soak at a depth of 90 - 110 feet for 1 hour or so, in a larger netted hoop, until crustaceans appear when brought to the surface, like so
Collect at least 6 of the clawing critters and store in a chilled container until ready to use
Prepare a large pot of boiling water with the 2 tbsp of seafood seasoning. Place the crabs in the water and return to a boil. Reduce heat to a steady gentle boil for about 15 minutes or until crabs are done.
In the meantime, take the portabellos
and remove the stems and gills. If using the jalapenos and baby bell peppers, cut them in half and scoop out the seeds and any other gems you may find inside. Brush lightly with olive oil and set aside.
Remove meat from legs, claws and bodies of crabs once they have cooled
Sautee onions in a bit of olive oil until at least clear. I like to get them brown.
In a medium size bowl, or a large one if you tend to flick stuff about when you are mixing stuff, mix together the following:
Sauteed onion
chives (save a bit for the top)
cream cheese (easier if it is softened)
egg
bread crumbs
shredded cheese (again, save a bit for the top)
crab meat
1 tsp seafood seasoning
Mix gently until blended
Preheat oven to 400, lighly spray a foil lined cookie sheet. Scoop stuffing into mushrooms
If you are doing the jalapenos and/or bells, stuff them too. Sprinkle with reserved cheese and chives. Gently push pear tomato quarters into stuffed veggies. Drizzle a bit of olive oil over the top
Bake uncovered for 15-20 minutes or until vegetables start to get tender. Be very careful not to overcook.
Toss arugula in a VERY SMALL amount of vinaigrette. Plate arugula and add more pear tomatoes. Place mushroom and peppers on top of arugula bed and serve
1/3 of the recipe made two mushrooms, 2 jalapeno halves and 2 baby bell pepper halves. The recipe does fine in the freezer for later use.