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Originally Posted by StinkyMatt
Well, let me tell you guys....
Back in the 30s when I was a skipper on the Royal Queens private tuna vessel named the Big Kahuna.....
Well, we used to use 25/0 hooks to bait these creatures of the deep. We used a sheep brain dipped in a special sauce which I invented and regularly pulled out specimen between 180000 and 4500000000 grams.
Further research of the day center in my garage indicates that I actually was responsible for the identification of this sea monster. It was originally given the name original us spectaculus, however that was in error. The correct name should have been majorus bullisgitingus.
I should have some Polaroids of me with a 4.5 inch freeze dried monster that was donated to the Royal Aquatic Museum.
Ohhhhh, I could go on forever but I lie to keep things short.
What? Is that the door bell? Another super model at the door......
Got to go.  |
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10-16-2013, 08:30 PM
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