The Obama Administration invites you to help develop a new national ocean policy

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Policy Translation:

1. Ecosystem-Based Management: Get everyone out of the ocean
2. Coastal and Marine Spatial Planning: Coastal Fencing
3. Inform Decisions and Improve Understanding: Total transparency=Nothing to see here. You would not understand our decisions anyway. You are a infidel waterman/fisherman!
4. Coordinate and Support: Everyone get out of the ocean. If you enter the ocean or you flush that toilet we will arrest and fine you to pay for our efforts.
5. Resiliency and Adaptation to Climate Change and Ocean Acidification: Stop farming, eating, and flushing.
6. Regional Ecosystem Protection and Restoration: Establish and implement an integrated ecosystem protection and restoration strategy that is not science-based and everyone get out of the ocean
7. Water Quality and Sustainable Practices on Land: Stop flushing your toilet and get out of the ocean
8. Changing Conditions in the Arctic: Stop driving and heating up the world/walk, wear a parka
9. Ocean, Coastal, and Great Lakes Observations, Mapping, and Infrastructure: Create false reports that create Federal and non-Federal ocean Big $$$$$ grants, incorrect placement of sensors, false data collection platforms, skewed data management, and mapping capabilities into a national system, and integrate that system into international observation efforts. Only grant-driven scientist who worked on global warming projects are allowed on the ocean

This is really what "they" mean!