Fishing Jokes? - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

sanjuancapokayak · 03-21-2013, 11:22 AM

So, my daughter who is home sick...asks me if I wanted a popsicle. I choose grape. They had a joke... but they only give the question and you have to eat the rest of the popsicle first before you get the answer which had me taking faster bites to get to the answer.

? What do you do when fish sounds bad?

A: TUNE A FISH

if anyone has a fish jokes, fire away!

Redeyejedi · 03-21-2013, 11:40 AM

Hear the one about the three blondies that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?

By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.

Redeyejedi · 03-21-2013, 11:47 AM

here's one for the liln'

why are fish so smart?

cause the always swim in schools!

IslanderFishing · 03-21-2013, 12:33 PM

Here's one...

What do fish and women have in common?
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They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!

03-21-2013, 11:22 AM	#1
sanjuancapokayak Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: San Juan Capistrano Posts: 69	Fishing Jokes? So, my daughter who is home sick...asks me if I wanted a popsicle. I choose grape. They had a joke... but they only give the question and you have to eat the rest of the popsicle first before you get the answer which had me taking faster bites to get to the answer. ? What do you do when fish sounds bad? A: TUNE A FISH if anyone has a fish jokes, fire away!

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03-21-2013, 11:40 AM	#2
Redeyejedi Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Westside Posts: 141	Hear the one about the three blondies that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.

03-21-2013, 11:47 AM	#3
Redeyejedi Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Westside Posts: 141	here's one for the liln' why are fish so smart? cause the always swim in schools!

03-21-2013, 12:33 PM	#4
IslanderFishing Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Temecula Posts: 99	Here's one... What do fish and women have in common? . . . . . . They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!