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Old 11-14-2015, 03:06 PM   #1
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Old 11-14-2015, 03:47 PM   #2
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That moment you get really pumped up on a fish... and worried your going to have a heart attack
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Old 11-14-2015, 04:19 PM   #3
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You get up one night to go to bathroom.

Your nose is running so you grab a tissue on the way.


Then you piss in the trash can and throw away the tissue in the craper!!

Halfway through pissing you realize what you are doing is wrong.

But you are committed and cannot stop peeing and laughing at yourself.

Worst yet you share it on internet!!!
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Old 11-14-2015, 05:52 PM   #4
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that moment when you realize your drain plug is not plugged, for about the 3rd time.

that moment when your flyline is hooked on your rudder again right when you get a big fat zipppppinngggggg hit.
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Old 11-14-2015, 06:07 PM   #5
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That moment when half way to La Jolla you're walking out of the gas station at 4:15 in the morning after buying drinks, snacks, and gas only to notice that your kayak isn't on top of your truck.

Yep!

Forgot it at home.

Didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or punch myself in the face.
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Old 11-14-2015, 06:29 PM   #6
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Old 11-16-2015, 06:59 AM   #7
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That moment when half way to La Jolla you're walking out of the gas station at 4:15 in the morning after buying drinks, snacks, and gas only to notice that your kayak isn't on top of your truck.

Yep!

Forgot it at home.

Didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or punch myself in the face.
At least it wasn't laying in the middle of the fast lane on the I-5 like oh-so-many ladders...
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