Some more from MLPA "enforcement FYI - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Billy V · 01-26-2012, 05:26 PM

I am going to patrol all those SMR's and SMCA's to aid and assist where ever possible..... except to the enemy

I intend on handing out fresh coffee, bbq'd cheeseburgers, cold drinks, fishing tackle, sun block, flurocarbon, rental rods, live bait and fresh dead squid.

I am throughly familiar with all the GPS #'s and visual boundaries of the new reserves and conservation areas, as well as what is - and is not allow to take place inside of them. I also have a nice new MLPA Map with all the pertinent info.

I can't wait to try out my new helium balloon and kite technique.

I predict there will be lots of balloons floating around out there.

Good Times

GregAndrew · 01-26-2012, 05:41 PM

The first thing that comes to mind after reading this article is BAAAAAARF!! So now the DFG is commissioned to encourage environmental groups to do their jobs for them? And we all know how rational these folks are, so they will make fine volunteers!! I can see their solar powered sailboats ramming my kayak even now (Halibut Wars: The Next Battlefield).

RK · 01-26-2012, 06:10 PM

Billy I'll take a double double animal style and a beer buddy. I'll be the one volunteering to patrol some Kelpy zones inside the reserve I Gonna go full undercover and actually fish.

StinkyMatt · 01-26-2012, 06:44 PM

I can see one of these Aholes coming up to me and not receiving the warmest welcome.

I can also see them get very excited/ agitated when I completely ignore them.

I can see the agitated lunatics trying to "muslce" me around throwing a big wake and such.

Roll your cameras boys. Video or still photos roll the cameras!

It is not IF some incident will happen, its WHEN it will happen.

Remember, as fanatical as some of us are about fishing some of these people have as much if not more resolve to protect "THEIR" ocean. People that feel that strongly that they are willing to commit their free weekends to "protecting" their ocean are bound to do something dumb eventually.

........."Your Honor.....I have some video evidence I'd like to play now."

jorluivil · 01-26-2012, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

........."Your Honor.....I have some video evidence I'd like to play now."

Matt, please...please...please....pleeeeeeease

Do not record any fotage while you are wearing those super tight sweats that you were wearing that one night we went hoopnetting in Long Beach. If you show that to the judge they will immediately throw you in jail for indecent exposure

speedydk · 01-27-2012, 06:54 AM

What happens when the DFG runs out of money? I could just see the politicians trying to "Deputize" these anti-human use nazis thats what I would worry about.

If DFG can't adequately patrol they will squawk for something to be done and the politicians in there infinite lack of wisdom will bow to the pressure. You never know what you're going to get, Ca. politics

. From what I've been reading the DFG is already in bed with the Humane Society. Sorry if I offend anyone its just how I feel about it all. I've met a few wardens and I can tell you I would rather deal with them.

jorluivil · 01-27-2012, 06:59 AM

I'm just waiting for someone to get their ass kicked. I can already see one of these MLPA patrol boats running into a nice sportfisher and putting a nice dent in some nice mirror finish fiberglass hull.

01-26-2012, 05:26 PM	#1
Billy V Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bay Ho Posts: 1,382	I am going to patrol all those SMR's and SMCA's to aid and assist where ever possible..... except to the enemy I intend on handing out fresh coffee, bbq'd cheeseburgers, cold drinks, fishing tackle, sun block, flurocarbon, rental rods, live bait and fresh dead squid. I am throughly familiar with all the GPS #'s and visual boundaries of the new reserves and conservation areas, as well as what is - and is not allow to take place inside of them. I also have a nice new MLPA Map with all the pertinent info. I can't wait to try out my new helium balloon and kite technique. I predict there will be lots of balloons floating around out there. Good Times __________________

01-27-2012, 06:59 AM	#7
jorluivil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,856	I'm just waiting for someone to get their ass kicked. I can already see one of these MLPA patrol boats running into a nice sportfisher and putting a nice dent in some nice mirror finish fiberglass hull. __________________ www.facebook.com/Teamsewer

01-26-2012, 05:41 PM	#2
GregAndrew Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,384	The first thing that comes to mind after reading this article is BAAAAAARF!! So now the DFG is commissioned to encourage environmental groups to do their jobs for them? And we all know how rational these folks are, so they will make fine volunteers!! I can see their solar powered sailboats ramming my kayak even now (Halibut Wars: The Next Battlefield).

01-26-2012, 06:10 PM	#3
RK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 736	Billy I'll take a double double animal style and a beer buddy. I'll be the one volunteering to patrol some Kelpy zones inside the reserve I Gonna go full undercover and actually fish.

01-26-2012, 06:44 PM	#4
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	I can see one of these Aholes coming up to me and not receiving the warmest welcome. I can also see them get very excited/ agitated when I completely ignore them. I can see the agitated lunatics trying to "muslce" me around throwing a big wake and such. Roll your cameras boys. Video or still photos roll the cameras! It is not IF some incident will happen, its WHEN it will happen. Remember, as fanatical as some of us are about fishing some of these people have as much if not more resolve to protect "THEIR" ocean. People that feel that strongly that they are willing to commit their free weekends to "protecting" their ocean are bound to do something dumb eventually. ........."Your Honor.....I have some video evidence I'd like to play now."

01-27-2012, 06:54 AM	#6
speedydk Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Orange County Ca. Posts: 99	What happens when the DFG runs out of money? I could just see the politicians trying to "Deputize" these anti-human use nazis thats what I would worry about. If DFG can't adequately patrol they will squawk for something to be done and the politicians in there infinite lack of wisdom will bow to the pressure. You never know what you're going to get, Ca. politics . From what I've been reading the DFG is already in bed with the Humane Society. Sorry if I offend anyone its just how I feel about it all. I've met a few wardens and I can tell you I would rather deal with them.