Serious, but slightly distasteful question - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

TEAMFISH · 04-02-2013, 11:32 AM

Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too.
Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

Cbad Mike · 04-02-2013, 11:42 AM

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

Deamon · 04-02-2013, 11:51 AM

I'm one of the lucky ones...so far. If I have any doubts on my internal integrity for the upcoming day, I take one little blue pill...die die medicine for those that don't have die die...It dries me up for 24 hours. Sorry for the detail but I'm just passing it forward...works like a charm. Thank me later.

CheapPelican · 04-02-2013, 11:52 AM

Poop down the mirage drive well. Gaff out any floaters.

ful-rac · 04-02-2013, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

Been there done that...I can confirm the bait tank on the stealth works great as a shitter!

Thats a pretty good illustration of what it looks like there mike!

Spaulding4181 · 04-02-2013, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy.

LMAO!!! Classic Photoshop work, my man!

Croaker Dave · 04-02-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TEAMFISH

Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too.
Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

With that setup you become a roaming public comfort station. An ocean outhouse, if you will; a paddlin potty, littorial loo, swanie of the swells. Hail CH 71 for the chamberpot.

packeryakker · 04-02-2013, 01:04 PM

If you peddle a Hobie that center hatch is a great receptacle if your close to losing your mud. Or so Ive heard.

janines.fishtales@cox.net · 04-02-2013, 02:06 PM

Ok girls... I know there has to be more than me out there. Chime in girls. What do you do when you have to make a little lemonade out there? I wear waders most of the time except during the warmest months. In shorts, it is no problem. You have scuppers or the mirage drive hole to squat over. Just move those shorts aside and let er go. I wear those neoprene waders. Almost impossible to pull down. I guess I need to rethink my outer wear to some type of pant or looser fitting waders.

Come on females, give me some ideas...

Janine

TEAMFISH · 04-02-2013, 02:30 PM

StinkyMatt · 04-02-2013, 02:58 PM

Roby??????

A girl's perspective?

jorluivil · 04-02-2013, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

Roby??????

A girl's perspective?

Matt, they said girls not ladyboy

TJones · 04-03-2013, 08:34 AM

Outback is very stable . Have not tried it on my Revo yet . With. Good tidal flow , it gets pumped out quickly.

lowprofile · 04-03-2013, 06:44 PM

Mirage hole works, so does the center hatch on malibu's. better bag that one though. sitting sideways is ideal. oh and you can jump in too. the cold water usually makes you pucker though.

T Bone · 04-04-2013, 09:53 AM

Its "Call of Doodie 2" and not "Call of Duty 1" and if the ops are black you better go see a Dr.

JrBasser · 04-04-2013, 04:19 PM

I am sad to see nobody has brought up Nate (Steamroll). Plastic bag in the hatch of a p15

RockyRaab · 04-05-2013, 07:07 AM

In truth, the only time I've needed to do this I just pedaled (correct word usage) my Pro Angler to the shore, walked up among the boulders and gave birth to a politician right there. (Had my baggie of TP, naturally.)

04-02-2013, 11:51 AM	#3
Deamon Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,972	I'm one of the lucky ones...so far. If I have any doubts on my internal integrity for the upcoming day, I take one little blue pill...die die medicine for those that don't have die die...It dries me up for 24 hours. Sorry for the detail but I'm just passing it forward...works like a charm. Thank me later. __________________ Recreational Fisherman's Catch...2% Commercial Fisherman's Catch- 98% Recreational Fishing Kayakers Catch- .00001% "The reality is that the wall was built to keep all Asians ~specifically Japanese and those that think they're japanese~ out of the U.S"

04-02-2013, 11:52 AM	#4
CheapPelican Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Too far from the launch. Posts: 443	Poop down the mirage drive well. Gaff out any floaters. __________________

04-02-2013, 02:06 PM	#9
janines.fishtales@cox.net Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 555	Lemonade... Ok girls... I know there has to be more than me out there. Chime in girls. What do you do when you have to make a little lemonade out there? I wear waders most of the time except during the warmest months. In shorts, it is no problem. You have scuppers or the mirage drive hole to squat over. Just move those shorts aside and let er go. I wear those neoprene waders. Almost impossible to pull down. I guess I need to rethink my outer wear to some type of pant or looser fitting waders. Come on females, give me some ideas... Janine __________________ Fishtales

04-03-2013, 08:34 AM	#13
TJones Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,526	Mirage drive bay Outback is very stable . Have not tried it on my Revo yet . With. Good tidal flow , it gets pumped out quickly.

04-03-2013, 06:44 PM	#14
lowprofile #1 on fishstick's hitlist Join Date: May 2011 Location: Sea level Posts: 1,478	Mirage hole works, so does the center hatch on malibu's. better bag that one though. sitting sideways is ideal. oh and you can jump in too. the cold water usually makes you pucker though. __________________ MLPA- My Largest Poaching Area

04-02-2013, 11:32 AM	#1
TEAMFISH Team Kayak Obesessions Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Torrance Posts: 256	Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too. Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations"

04-02-2013, 01:04 PM	#8
packeryakker Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Victorville Posts: 61	If you peddle a Hobie that center hatch is a great receptacle if your close to losing your mud. Or so Ive heard.

04-02-2013, 02:30 PM	#10
TEAMFISH Team Kayak Obesessions Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Torrance Posts: 256

04-02-2013, 02:58 PM	#11
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	Roby?????? A girl's perspective?

04-04-2013, 09:53 AM	#15
T Bone Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Redlands CA Posts: 871	Its "Call of Doodie 2" and not "Call of Duty 1" and if the ops are black you better go see a Dr. __________________ Barachit Baralah,Elohim-In the beginning,God-Genesis 1:1 "Who among you,if your son asked for a fish would give them a serpent " Jesus Matt. 7:10

04-04-2013, 04:19 PM	#16
JrBasser Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 260	I am sad to see nobody has brought up Nate (Steamroll). Plastic bag in the hatch of a p15

04-05-2013, 07:07 AM	#17
RockyRaab Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Utah Posts: 138	In truth, the only time I've needed to do this I just pedaled (correct word usage) my Pro Angler to the shore, walked up among the boulders and gave birth to a politician right there. (Had my baggie of TP, naturally.)