Joke of the Day - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Waterâ€™s Edge

GR6RR · 01-07-2014, 09:26 AM

awesome! but what happened with the wife? ROFL....

J3FFro · 01-07-2014, 09:55 AM

Forget the wife, the hole in the kayak takes priority..

wiredantz · 01-07-2014, 01:07 PM

Two days before the group is to leave Mooch's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Mooch's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the friends get to the camping site only to find Mooch sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday! Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want."

Here I am!

makobob · 01-07-2014, 01:21 PM

NICE

WildernessWanker · 01-07-2014, 01:53 PM

I'm loving the jokes!

rieffer · 01-07-2014, 02:51 PM

Too Funny!

wiredantz · 01-07-2014, 03:59 PM

A California senior citizen drove his brand new Red
Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down 110 fwy, pushing
the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the
elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm
too old for this nonsense!"

He then pulled over to the side of the FWY and
waited for the Trooper to catch up.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the
driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my
shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Officer, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a California Highway Patrol Officer. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Officer.

01-07-2014, 09:26 AM	#1
GR6RR Lucky Fisher Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: too far inland Posts: 366	awesome! but what happened with the wife? ROFL.... __________________

01-07-2014, 01:07 PM	#3
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	Group of Kayakers spend weeks planning the perfect going away camping and fishing trip for Mooch Two days before the group is to leave Mooch's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Mooch's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the friends get to the camping site only to find Mooch sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday! Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want." Here I am! __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it

01-07-2014, 01:21 PM	#4
makobob Baitless on Baja Join Date: May 2013 Location: Vista California, Gonzaga, San Quintin, Asuncion, Mag Bay Posts: 4,250	NICE __________________ http://www.mako-ville.com Home 760-630-4470 Cell 760-520-2514 YES YOU CAN

01-07-2014, 03:59 PM	#7
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	A California senior citizen drove his brand new Red Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down 110 fwy, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" He then pulled over to the side of the FWY and waited for the Trooper to catch up. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man, looking very seriously at the Officer, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a California Highway Patrol Officer. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the Officer. __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it

01-07-2014, 09:55 AM	#2
J3FFro Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Cali Posts: 120	Forget the wife, the hole in the kayak takes priority..

01-07-2014, 01:53 PM	#5
WildernessWanker WildernessWanker Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 345	I'm loving the jokes!

01-07-2014, 02:51 PM	#6
rieffer Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 91	Too Funny!