Joke of the Day - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

WildernessWanker · 01-07-2014, 01:53 PM

I'm loving the jokes!

rieffer · 01-07-2014, 02:51 PM

Too Funny!

wiredantz · 01-07-2014, 03:59 PM

A California senior citizen drove his brand new Red
Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down 110 fwy, pushing
the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the
elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm
too old for this nonsense!"

He then pulled over to the side of the FWY and
waited for the Trooper to catch up.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the
driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my
shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Officer, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a California Highway Patrol Officer. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Officer.

kayachapi · 01-07-2014, 06:02 PM

Thank You.

J3FFro · 01-08-2014, 07:51 AM

"Hand cuff me to the bed and do whatever you want".... classic!! hahah

GR6RR · 01-08-2014, 09:35 AM

ROFL! Both the new jokes are funny as shit. You sir, got 2 thumbs up! I told a friend to tell the CHP that he needed to take a shit when we got pulled over one time.....

should have used the wife excuse. LOL

ericko · 01-08-2014, 03:07 PM

Well done frank the last two got me laughing..

01-07-2014, 03:59 PM	#3
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	A California senior citizen drove his brand new Red Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down 110 fwy, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" He then pulled over to the side of the FWY and waited for the Trooper to catch up. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man, looking very seriously at the Officer, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a California Highway Patrol Officer. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the Officer. __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it

01-08-2014, 09:35 AM	#6
GR6RR Lucky Fisher Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: too far inland Posts: 366	ROFL! Both the new jokes are funny as shit. You sir, got 2 thumbs up! I told a friend to tell the CHP that he needed to take a shit when we got pulled over one time..... should have used the wife excuse. LOL __________________

01-07-2014, 01:53 PM	#1
WildernessWanker WildernessWanker Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 345	I'm loving the jokes!

01-07-2014, 02:51 PM	#2
rieffer Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 91	Too Funny!

01-07-2014, 06:02 PM	#4
kayachapi Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Tehachapi Posts: 81	Thank You.

01-08-2014, 07:51 AM	#5
J3FFro Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Cali Posts: 120	"Hand cuff me to the bed and do whatever you want".... classic!! hahah

01-08-2014, 03:07 PM	#7
ericko Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Huntington beach Posts: 594	Well done frank the last two got me laughing..