LJ Launch Questions

[Cbad Mike]

Originally Posted by Deamon

all you guys...I just can't believe I have been called a poacher and a dick in the past week...go figure.

Hey LJ, I'll step up and help a brotha out:

• Park your vehicle w/kayak at the Starbucks on Torrey Pines Rd. and La Jolla Shores Dr. Be there at 6am sharp!
• Get yourself a warm coffee with all the fixins and put it on my tab (Deamon). Don't forget to tip well pal. Thank me later.
• Get back in your vehicle and follow any one of the kayaks driving onto LJ Shores Dr. from Torrey Pines Rd.

Oh by the way...lobster season is next week. I had a buddy (who's no longer a buddy) CBAD has been eliminated from my inner circle. He's waited two years for me to show him my VERY BEST lobster spot. Well...he can go himself now. You're in if you want.

Good luck in LJ.

Suggestion for MakoRoberto: 2014/2015 North (All Sewer Locations) vs. South (Lovely San Diego) Kayak Lobster Derby...To benefit HOW...Heroes on the Water
$5 per entry? Grand Prize: Bragging Rights...winners can place a nice emblem/trophy under their avatars like Jorge does... I'm sure my good friend Saba Slayer (Promar!) will toss in a trinket or two for raffles allowing HOW to keep the cash...! Where is MakoRoberto when you need him? Hello...hello?...is this thing working?

LOL...I'll be one of a few targeting Mackerel in LJ this week...Jim

GOOD NEWS................
While spooning with Jim I gently explained that he was NOT called both a poacher and dick in the last week but has actually always been called a dick poacher. I also let him know that one person doesn't actually make make a circle.
I'm happy to report that after his tears stopped and he took a couple of Midol that I'm now once again hitting the legendary secret spots with him this weekend.

[ful-rac]

Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

GOOD NEWS................
While spooning with Jim I gently explained that he was NOT called both a poacher and dick in the last week but has actually always been called a dick poacher. I also let him know that one person doesn't actually make make a circle.
I'm happy to report that after his tears stopped and he took a couple of Midol that I'm now once again hitting the legendary secret spots with him this weekend.

Is that the reef that's 6 miles outside of san diego bay? You guys still using the drake puck or what?

[Dannowar]

Shots fired!!!

[Cbad Mike]

Danny, that bug is huge. It's bigger than my dog.
I'm looking forward to putting those Promars to work.

[Cbad Mike]

Originally Posted by ful-rac

Is that the reef that's 6 miles outside of san diego bay? You guys still using the drake puck or what?

I use cages and no, the best spot for lobster isn't the reef. It actually isn't that big of a secret so maybe I'll see you there.
33°10.900'N - 117°20.056'W

[Deamon]

Originally Posted by Cbad Mike

I use cages and no, the best spot for lobster isn't the reef. It actually isn't that big of a secret so maybe I'll see you there.
33°10.900'N - 117°20.056'W

Hahaha! What the heck happened to Sir LJ anyways? We jack his post and he runs off? This thread will be a 2 pager soon. But I digress...here's the typical CBAD scenario at 33°10.900'N - 117°20.056'W:

Waitress Norma Jean: "Hey welcome to Red Lobster Carlsbad again Mike, same table next to the men's bathroom...been saving it for ya. That glum look on your face, tells me it was another blank lobster catch last night huh?"

CBAD: "yes please on the table, you know I like my corner with the wafting aromas. Last night was another bitch. I can't believe my ass gets kicked by an eight legged crustacean. I wanna be like the others...Dannowar, Team Sewer and all the other real lobster men who bring fresh seafood home to their families"

Norma Jean: "Awww, but then I would never see you. It's real pleasure to serve you three or four times a week. Same order? Two medium sized lobsters, pull the claws off?"

CBAD: "Yes please. It kind of makes them look a little more like a Pacific lobster with claws taken off. You okay with that?"

Norma Jean: "Oh yeah no problem. I take the claws home for my kids to enjoy. Ever since their deadbeat dad left us, we just don't have much food around. Same drink CBAD? Pabst Blue Ribbon?"

CBAD: "Yes, please. Hey what time do you get off work anyways?"

Norma Jean: "Whoa hold on there big fella. I've told myself that the next real man that enters into my life will be a true provider, sorry about that"

CBAD: Yes, I understand. Okay, see you tomorrow, same time I'm figuring..."

[Cbad Mike]

Originally Posted by Deamon

Hahaha! What the heck happened to Sir LJ anyways? We jack his post and he runs off? This thread will be a 2 pager soon. But I digress...here's the typical CBAD scenario at 33°10.900'N - 117°20.056'W:

Waitress Norma Jean: "Hey welcome to Red Lobster Carlsbad again Mike, same table next to the men's bathroom...been saving it for ya. That glum look on your face, tells me it was another blank lobster catch last night huh?"

CBAD: "yes please on the table, you know I like my corner with the wafting aromas. Last night was another bitch. I can't believe my ass gets kicked by an eight legged crustacean. I wanna be like the others...Dannowar, Team Sewer and all the other real lobster men who bring fresh seafood home to their families"

Norma Jean: "Awww, but then I would never see you. It's real pleasure to serve you three or four times a week. Same order? Two medium sized lobsters, pull the claws off?"

CBAD: "Yes please. It kind of makes them look a little more like a Pacific lobster with claws taken off. You okay with that?"

Norma Jean: "Oh yeah no problem. I take the claws home for my kids to enjoy. Ever since their deadbeat dad left us, we just don't have much food around. Same drink CBAD? Pabst Blue Ribbon?"

CBAD: "Yes, please. Hey what time do you get off work anyways?"

Norma Jean: "Whoa hold on there big fella. I've told myself that the next real man that enters into my life will be a true provider, sorry about that"

CBAD: Yes, I understand. Okay, see you tomorrow, same time I'm figuring..."

FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP STALKING ME YOU FREAK!!!

[Dannowar]

holeeeeeeeee sheet

[Deamon]

Thrown down! You gotta check this out. Bad ass funny. Which fighter is me and which dude is YOU!?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UxRKGiXoMb4

[JDW]

Dannowar, did that thing come with a saddle? That bug is huge!