Two Days Worth

[Zed]

1) Thresher sharks do not actually exist. You guys are making this s%*# up. I have probably intentially fished for these things for 60+ hours, and have never seen one. I even tried to google image search “not a thresher”, and no results came up. Ha, I caught you, liars.

You have to troll backwards with your pinkie finger in your nose.
I forgot to tell you that.

3) I am not a purist. Not even a little bit.

No doubt. Pringles? Sliced potato purists are rolling in their graves.