Fish of a lifetime... - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

DENNYh · 07-27-2009, 03:58 PM

what...Did someone say bong?

driftwood · 07-27-2009, 04:56 PM

let me explain the definition of small penis syndrome M.J.

Definition: This is a term used to describe men who suffer from excessive anxiety about their male organ. These men catch average sized fish. and they are suffering mentally because They are threatened and become jealous of another mans big fish.

This could be part of obsessive thinking, larger psychosis or even dysmporphic disorder! (this could explain why they will use words like, "mortal a boner"

researchers have recommended that the individuals who suffer from small penis syndrome should attend counseling treatment, this should be the first course of action. Medications and surgery should not come into the resolution given the fact that there is perhaps nothing wrong with the the size fish they cach and go home with. The fact is M.J... at the end of the long fishing day, some just go home with bigger bonies!

I write this not to offend you M.J. but, Once you admit to this obsessive-compulsive behavior the sooner you can be helped.

Matt · 07-27-2009, 05:19 PM

So much for trying to ask peeps nicely to take a higher road.......

On a brightside I am yak fishing in the a.m. and running the skiff out in the p.m. instead of just internet fishing..........

Maybe some of you should try that sometime????

bender0240 · 07-28-2009, 07:42 AM

Hey i wanna pipe in with my two cents(not cool enough for ".02" yet

. I'll get there, I just know it)

It's not an Alaskan Halibut. For one thing josh is wearing a dress shirt and lite waders and is soaked. Now i'm no "meteor" "ologist" but Alaska's water temp, even in summer is in the low 50's. Too cold for that gear.

The photo's not doctored. Flash photography in lower light, on a moving subject, with a slower shutter speed can make all sorts or weird things happen, including a drop shadow on objects that shouldn't have one.

Occum's Razor comes to mind. "the simplest explanation is best". He's just better than you. Get over it. Someone has to be the best and it's not you, or me for that matter.

MalibuJohnny · 07-28-2009, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bender0240

Hey i wanna pipe in with my two cents(not cool enough for ".02" yet

. I'll get there, I just know it)

It's not an Alaskan Halibut. For one thing josh is wearing a dress shirt and lite waders and is soaked. Now i'm no "meteor" "ologist" but Alaska's water temp, even in summer is in the low 50's. Too cold for that gear.

The photo's not doctored. Flash photography in lower light, on a moving subject, with a slower shutter speed can make all sorts or weird things happen, including a drop shadow on objects that shouldn't have one.

Occum's Razor comes to mind. "the simplest explanation is best". He's just better than you. Get over it. Someone has to be the best and it's not you, or me for that matter.

In addtion too...Mr Ockham...

To quote Isaac Newton: "We are to admit no more causes of natural things than such as are both true and sufficient to explain their appearances. Therefore, to the same natural effects we must, so far as possible, assign the same causes.

Big fish small fish they are all the same. Better than me? well I can admit that. But which is really better. struggling to make a living or struggling to speak the truth.

Think about it

John

kareem korn · 07-28-2009, 08:03 AM

Just another case of a good consistant fisherman getting slammed. Seen it many times on this and other web forums. It's a double edge blade. I would'nt be suprised if he didn't post anymore. It's a shame.

By the way, that's an awsome fish.

nabeeko · 07-28-2009, 08:22 AM

MalibuJohnny,

Well...
I have alot of time this morning and wanted to post my say...

This has nothing to do with Josh and his "worshippers".
In fact, just maybe, he might be viewed as a "fisherman", a good one at that, and may be not as a "god".

Quote:

heard mentality

Quote:

photos being tampered with

to what extent? changing backgrounds to cover up his "spot" has nothing to do with the actual fish he's caught.

Google Search "slow sync flash" and you'll understand how that picture looks the way it does.

Quote:

truthful and honest.

I really don't see anything dishonest or untruthful about his posts.

Am I a "follower" of Josh? No.
I'm just a person that knows him as a "good fisherman" and feels that he has alot to share with me and the fishing community.

We're just here to have fun and escape from the stress of everyday life, no? Why make enemies? Let's just move on and catch some fish, or at least try to...

Aren't we all brothas from other mothas!

07-27-2009, 05:19 PM	#3
Matt Support your local pangas Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lj Posts: 976	So much for trying to ask peeps nicely to take a higher road....... On a brightside I am yak fishing in the a.m. and running the skiff out in the p.m. instead of just internet fishing.......... Maybe some of you should try that sometime???? __________________ Thanks Matt F. Last edited by Matt; 07-27-2009 at 07:00 PM. Reason: I refrained from what I really badly want to say!!

07-28-2009, 07:42 AM	#4
bender0240 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 118	Hey i wanna pipe in with my two cents(not cool enough for ".02" yet. I'll get there, I just know it) It's not an Alaskan Halibut. For one thing josh is wearing a dress shirt and lite waders and is soaked. Now i'm no "meteor" "ologist" but Alaska's water temp, even in summer is in the low 50's. Too cold for that gear. The photo's not doctored. Flash photography in lower light, on a moving subject, with a slower shutter speed can make all sorts or weird things happen, including a drop shadow on objects that shouldn't have one. Occum's Razor comes to mind. "the simplest explanation is best". He's just better than you. Get over it. Someone has to be the best and it's not you, or me for that matter.

07-27-2009, 03:58 PM	#1
DENNYh Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: chulajuana Posts: 81	what...Did someone say bong?

07-27-2009, 04:56 PM	#2
driftwood Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SAN DIEGO Posts: 1,086	let me explain the definition of small penis syndrome M.J. Definition: This is a term used to describe men who suffer from excessive anxiety about their male organ. These men catch average sized fish. and they are suffering mentally because They are threatened and become jealous of another mans big fish. This could be part of obsessive thinking, larger psychosis or even dysmporphic disorder! (this could explain why they will use words like, "mortal a boner" researchers have recommended that the individuals who suffer from small penis syndrome should attend counseling treatment, this should be the first course of action. Medications and surgery should not come into the resolution given the fact that there is perhaps nothing wrong with the the size fish they cach and go home with. The fact is M.J... at the end of the long fishing day, some just go home with bigger bonies! I write this not to offend you M.J. but, Once you admit to this obsessive-compulsive behavior the sooner you can be helped.

07-28-2009, 08:03 AM	#6
kareem korn Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: C-bad Posts: 431	Just another case of a good consistant fisherman getting slammed. Seen it many times on this and other web forums. It's a double edge blade. I would'nt be suprised if he didn't post anymore. It's a shame. By the way, that's an awsome fish.